男孩与女孩分手后 男孩历尽千辛万苦来到女孩面前 女孩含情脉脉的对男孩说了一个字 滚 ”求这个笑话的原版
请采纳我的问题
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?” “是啊!”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。**赶到: **甲:好严重的车祸。 **乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。 **甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。 **乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。 **甲:嗯,没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病,**生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” **生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” **生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……” 6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?” 学生:“能,他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中**局搓**丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!” 9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“go ahead”。 那人想:“go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”
我打了很久,请采纳
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the clas**ate, make her antics. you sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, i think i'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the m**tress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"yes!\" the maid answered. export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" the hostess training again. \"why should i be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"but i conceive ** my hu**and!\" the hostess retorted angrily. \"me too!\" the maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, ** to cut on the back, can the wind. drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. police: police a: a good serious car accident. policeman b: yes, h** head hit the back. po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn h** head back. po2: good... one, two, turn back. policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often h**e some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road h**e a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman w**ed to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly d**appeared! the driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! i saw the woman face ** blood, grim expression. the driver frighten of teeth chatter. suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! i bow to fasten shoelaces are you **ashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, i'm afraid i won't live much longer.\" patient: \"please tell me how long will i live?\" doctor: \"ten...\" patient anxiously asked: \"what? ten years?? ten months??? ten days?????\" doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scient**ts common character**tics?\" student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop qiang and mosquito fall in love, qiang asked a mosquito ** to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, i am a traditional chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. in the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! all paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. so he to the manager for instructions, the boss g**e him a note, it read: \"go ahead\". the man thought, \"go ahead = progress, boss ** approved.\" so he started to packing. a colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" he said: \"i'm ready to go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'go ahead'.\" colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss h**en't approved!!!!! our boss engl**h don't you know, he ** said to head!\" 10, priests to buy h** horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"th** horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" pra**e god \"it didn't stop.\" farmer track, he tried to thank god g**e a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. a run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"pra**e god\". sure enough, the horse stopped. close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
i played for a long time, please
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?” “是啊!”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。**赶到: **甲:好严重的车祸。 **乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。 **甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。 **乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。 **甲:嗯,没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病,**生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” **生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” **生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……” 6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?” 学生:“能,他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中**局搓**丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!” 9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“go ahead”。 那人想:“go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”
我打了很久,请采纳
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the clas**ate, make her antics. you sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, i think i'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the m**tress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"yes!\" the maid answered. export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" the hostess training again. \"why should i be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"but i conceive ** my hu**and!\" the hostess retorted angrily. \"me too!\" the maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, ** to cut on the back, can the wind. drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. police: police a: a good serious car accident. policeman b: yes, h** head hit the back. po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn h** head back. po2: good... one, two, turn back. policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often h**e some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road h**e a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman w**ed to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly d**appeared! the driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! i saw the woman face ** blood, grim expression. the driver frighten of teeth chatter. suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! i bow to fasten shoelaces are you **ashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, i'm afraid i won't live much longer.\" patient: \"please tell me how long will i live?\" doctor: \"ten...\" patient anxiously asked: \"what? ten years?? ten months??? ten days?????\" doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scient**ts common character**tics?\" student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop qiang and mosquito fall in love, qiang asked a mosquito ** to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, i am a traditional chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. in the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! all paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. so he to the manager for instructions, the boss g**e him a note, it read: \"go ahead\". the man thought, \"go ahead = progress, boss ** approved.\" so he started to packing. a colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" he said: \"i'm ready to go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'go ahead'.\" colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss h**en't approved!!!!! our boss engl**h don't you know, he ** said to head!\" 10, priests to buy h** horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"th** horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" pra**e god \"it didn't stop.\" farmer track, he tried to thank god g**e a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. a run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"pra**e god\". sure enough, the horse stopped. close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
i played for a long time, please
佚名
2024-06-08 03:35:53
类似问题(10)
-
佚名2024-06-08 00:52:37
问一个女孩对一个男孩说我昨晚梦到你了男孩问他梦到什么了女孩说不告诉你,这是为什么
答那就是说她喜欢上你了,她已经对你表白了,愿不愿意跟她做男女朋友,得看你了。正常女孩不会说出来,所以你得主动一些,也就是说你不用吹灰之力就能把她哄上床,一起探讨人...
-
佚名2024-06-08 10:06:42
问梦见一个男孩一个女孩 男孩大女孩小 我还喂奶 女孩跟我好
答这梦很可能意味着:今天你的态度容易让人误解,而且解释起来很麻烦,只会越来越乱的样子。你的意见在说出之前就应该想清楚。
-
佚名2024-06-08 13:35:18
问梦见男女帮自己号脉说是女孩
答第一,解除疲劳,休整身体疲劳就是人无论在体力活动和脑力活动以后,能源的耗竭,脑的能源主要是靠血液供给葡萄糖。 体力和脑力活动需要的葡萄糖很多,如果从血液供给的葡...
-
佚名2024-06-08 01:06:21
问求一部电影名!是一部美国电影,属于早恋。剧情如下,一个男孩搬家到一个女孩的家对面,女孩对男孩
答怦然心动 flipped (2010)导演: 罗伯·莱纳编剧: 罗伯·莱纳 / 安德鲁·沙因曼 / 文德琳·范·德拉**主演: 玛德琳·卡罗尔 / 卡兰·麦克奥...
-
佚名2024-06-08 08:00:00
问一个女孩追了一个男孩两年,男孩终于答应了,经过一段时间的相处后,男孩提出了分手,但女孩始终放不下男
答知道女追男隔层纱是为什么吗?就是因为男孩子他就算不喜欢你,他也可以从你身上得到其他东西。而女孩子她最重要的是看感觉,感觉对了也会答应男孩子的表白。我感觉那男的根...
-
佚名2024-06-08 08:00:00
问一个男孩和一个女孩在一起,女孩在男孩前面走代表什么?”
答代表她有比较强~!嘿嘿!
-
佚名2024-06-08 08:00:00
问一个男孩喜欢一个女孩**最后男孩把他的眼睛给那个女孩啦!最后那个女孩看见他是个**不喜欢男孩啦!男
答有一个盲了的女孩。 她一无所有。 只剩下对她无微不至照顾的男朋友。 有一天男朋友问她:如果你眼睛好了。能和我结婚吗? 女孩爽快的答应了。 很快。 女孩可以移植新...
-
佚名2024-06-08 08:00:00
问当那个男孩对女孩说我喜欢你,可那个女孩子拒绝了, 后来女孩觉得这个男孩不错,要怎么做再让他说喜欢你?
答对那个男孩说:“你记得那天(他对你说的那天)你对我说的那句话(喜欢你的那句话)吗,你现在可以再对我说一次吗?”这个是最直白的暗示了,我想他一定能明白的~~~~~
-
佚名2024-06-08 08:00:00
问如果一个女孩和男孩认识很久,女孩都没有叫过那个男孩的名字,有一天女孩因为要请教一个问题叫了男孩,男
答难言之隐吧~!可能男孩也是喜欢女孩的~!可能他有她的原因~!而不能去对女孩承诺什么吧~!所以只能当男闺蜜咯~!你难道不知道男女之间是不会有纯友谊的嘛~!呵呵。
-
佚名2024-06-08 08:00:00
问一个女孩对男孩说 她羡慕有人写歌送给喜欢的女孩 男孩说 他也想写歌给他喜欢的女孩 如果有的话 女孩
答爱,不要错过。 那年女孩11岁,依旧阳光明媚,他和她在放学的队伍里跟着老师过马路. 瞬间,男孩转头问她:“你喜欢谁啊?”女孩愣住了,喜欢?以前从...
风水
起名
- 1 琰铮这个名字好不好
- 2 2010年10月8日晚上8点49分生的女孩,帮忙取名,姓杨
- 3 女孩,阳历2012年7月9日出生的五行属性,和改什么名字好?袁姓。谢谢!
- 4 帮下忙,谢谢,宝宝2018年9月28早晨7点25出生的,起名应该注意什么呢。
- 5 父亲张旭,母亲徐盼三月一日早上六点三十二分生一女孩,求起名,急急急
- 6 叮咚咙咚呛人物介绍
- 7 梦幻西游幽莹娃娃怎么没看见啊画魂都出了
- 8 陆毅和林心如演的青春偶像剧叫什么名字啊
- 9 我们家开了个汽车玻璃店 可是隔壁旁边也有一家总是跑我家们口来拉生意大家帮忙想想办法啊
- 10 我正在筹备一家麻辣烫的店,一直取不出好的名字,希望向大家征集店名,谢谢。
网名
- 1 qq网名红唇怎么弄
- 2 沈字开头的网名俩字情侣
- 3 潮男头像个性网名
- 4 昵称词 比若如傻丫头
- 5 酷狗直播什么时候可以修改昵称
- 6 兄弟姐妹群昵称叫什么
- 7 企业幽默昵称
- 8 通过微信昵称能找到对应的人吗
- 9 十二字厉志微信昵称
- 10 小飞龙能用昵称吗
说说
- 1 关于好冷的个性签名
- 2 霸气高冷的情侣个性签名
- 3 关于喜鹊的签名
- 4 7 plus说说
- 5 无聊时的心情说说
- 6 希望幸运的说说
- 7 我的小窝的说说
- 8 离开自己家的心情说说心情短语
- 9 往往事于愿为 失望大于期望的说说
- 10 不可说说即是错壁纸